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I never understood why people are afraid to talk about sex. Its adventurous, and very fun to learn about. There are THOUSANDS of tricks that we can learn from each other instead of doing it in just the boring ol’ missionary position (although there are many variations of that position that do come…





The difference between bees and wasps. Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.